Scenery Tumblr Themes

sorelatable:

Asking if I want to link my tumblr account to my facebook is like asking me if I want to invite my family over to watch me masturbate

(via kittensnugs)





m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

My life

(via weight-a-second)





toogaay:

when in doubt, eat her out

(via this--too--shall--pass)