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i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex
– me (via longlivethestars)

(Source: sadmommy2010, via crookedb0nes)





glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
– Anonymous (via screeches)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via galvanizeinfinity)





Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
BABY




WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

(via coylycatatonic)